May 2013
My blog title has been “Pissing in the Ballpit of Life” for as long as I can remember, holy shit
OKAY I’M GOING TO BED
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SRSLY
if you write a gang/mob/crime AU for anything ever send it my way I will love the shit out of it.
and probably you
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I love organized crime. I think it’s amazing and I love thinking about the inner workings of organized crime. I watch Mafia stuff on Netflix all the time. I literally spend 20% of my waking hours thinking about organized crime and AUs about it in fanfic and whatever. I like it. I was in the section on it in Coles today for half an hour.
these are my confessions
hawkenchilada:
dragon age just gets me on a real emotional level
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
snapchat meeeeeee
same username
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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okay guys but seriously, I’m sitting in Starbucks, blogging on my laptop, drinking and iced coffee, wearing chucks. I have winged eyeliner, I’m wearing a white and lacy kinda sweater over my lululemon shirt. I’m texting people on my iPhone and messaging people on Facebook.
I have become a hipster
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
that-kid-from-london:
borinq:
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
i JUST WANNA SEE STAR TREK AGAIN.
STAR TREK.
chrismello:
Individualism is like golf
it’s all on you
it’s boring to watch
it’s mostly a white person thing
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The Tower's Mouser: Hawke wanna his fagalo hat... →
raaawrbin:
Searched for Dragon Age I Want My Hat Back and found none. So I remedied the problem myself.
You can now see the individual illustrations for the characters in hi-res here! :)
Oh my god…
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joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...”
– John Cho (x)
staaaarrrr treeekkkkkk
milktree:
you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
im not ugly im just predebut
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
the misconception era = JINKI went wild era
d6-to-jonghyun-comeback:
i mean look at
ee
this isn’t legal
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[[MORE]]
I can’t stand the mass amounts of toxic negativity all over my dash.
I mean, I understand people having opinions but wow fuck you, you don’t have to be an asshole about it.
NEWSFLASH: CALLING PEOPLE CUNTS ISN’T COOL.
RESPECTING PEOPLE IS COOL.
TELLING PEOPLE THAT THE WAY THEY VIEW THE WORLD IS WRONG AND TELLING OTHERS THAT IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THESE PEOPLE YOU...
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH YOU MY WAYS BUT 90% OF THE TIME I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY WAYS ARE
TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE FACES.
also thank you? I can barely ever read my handwriting D:
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