Any derogative words I use are terms of endearment
leave a song in my ask box and i will say what my...
please. I will beg. I’ll bribe you with… fuck I don’t know I have nothing to bribe anyone with, I can’t write porn
I just took a two and a half hour bath and I...
Reasons why I'm single:
simplydarth: I’m ugly. I’m awkward as fuck. I have a weird sense of humour that no one gets. I really can’t understand how a relationship works. I’m super boring. I talk too much. The only girl/guy I wanna be with wouldn’t want a girl/guy like me. well i’m fucking gorgeous but there is truth here
lickable-moustache: metapocalypse: ...
I feel kind of inferior here on tumblr
serenepudding: everyone here is so awesome and funny and i’m here like