March 2012
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
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valedoomings:
Whenever I reblog those “I will answer honestly to anything for one hour” posts and no one asks anything, I’m like, “your loss” cause I would seriously answer anything.
Anything.
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colfricans:
it actually amazes me that rick santorum is an actual person and not an overexaggerated parody character on an snl sketch
greysaddiction:
when you all of a sudden start really liking something but your followers don’t like it so when you post it everyone unfollows you but you love it too much to stop posting it
Friend: So I finally put Sorry, Sorry on my iPod...
Me: Oh?
Friend: Yeah, it was the first time I actually heard the song. I just knew it because you sing it all the time.
Me: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...
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homonew:
bitchesnhoes:
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devalexwg:
toxic-ponies:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
omfg why
I’m so sad for the worlds future
jfc….
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samsamtastic:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
what I wouldn’t give to shake my ass like that.
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wyzmard:
Hi I’m Tumblr and I heard you don’t actually like to see the tags you track because they are directly related to your Tumblr experience and have never actually gotten in the way of the layout of the dashboard so I have decided to hide them for you so you won’t have to deal with easily and effectively navigating to the content you wish to view.
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tumblr what the fuck are you doing those aren’t my tracked tags
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liverquiver:
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
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exforeveranoona asked: When can I resume my test? e.e
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akira-takizawas-johnny:
I get so insanely happy whenever I see The Big Lebowski on my dash
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
bethmai:
i wish adam sandler would stop thinking he’s funny
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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