me age 13:Konnichiwa Watashi Wa (thats My Name Is for all you n00bs) EmoPixieTenshiSama. I love anime and it is the only thing I care about. I hate my parents and I hate my school. I hate tanned sluts and the color pink. I love hot topic and eyeliner. I am married to Edward Elric. Britney Spears sucks, the only good music is MCR. yaoi is all that matters. I only eat pocky and ramen.
me age 15:Hello, I love anime but not the ~mainstream stuff that is on adult swim. I'm not a weeaboo. I hate otakus. Ugh, stop saying kawaii, you aren't Japanese. I am Lolita and it is NOT a cospay, ugh bad lace, ur doing it wrong noob!
me now:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ PONPONPON I AM MORE KAWAII THAN ALL YOU BITCHES (｡◕‿◕｡) KAWAII SUIGOI DESU ANGELIC PRETTY KYARY DOKIDOKI YES SUIGOI DESU (/・・)ノ.:*・°☆
Ok so I’m a huge fan of the Justin Bieber song Boyfriend, but today my friend pointed out while looking at the lyrics online that there’s a strange lyric in there (well all the lyrics are awful strange but this one in particular is fascinating)
Chillin by the fire
why we eatin’ fondue
now I’ve listened to the song a bunch to figure this out, and while it could go either way, I’m going to give Bieber the benefit of the doubt and assume that he meant ‘while we eatin’ fondue’ which is still weird but not AS weird as ‘why we eatin’ fondue,’ but the thing is this is the lyric found on EVERY SINGLE LYRICS WEBSITE.
What follows is ‘I dunno about me but I know about you’ which if the preceding phrase is ‘why we eatin’ fondue’ it means Justin Bieber DOESN’T KNOW why he’s eating fondue but is PRETTY SURE why this girl is eating fondue.
Just IMAGINE a confused Justin Bieber sitting next to a fire looking down at his fondue and mouthing ‘why…?’
Unfortunately there has NOT yet been a surge in fondue popularity among tweens, and Melting Pot has YET to buy a sponsorship deal with Bieber.
GD:In Japan, we went swimming at the hotel we were at. We borrowed swimsuits from the hotel, so they were speedos. I thought it was a dream because TOP suddenly came up to me wearing his bathing suit. TOP suddenly seemed so sensual.
TOP:I was so excited so I was like "Guys!~" and I ran to them and they were like "way!!" It was like they saw a girl.
CL:I've actually seen him before. While I was a trainee, the gym was really small. I didn't know he was in there, but he was changing.