me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
dropperoftea: it’s not a real fandom until the characters have been sorted into hogwarts houses
If a girl that you think is “the one” is walking...
GD : I wouldn’t let her go. I will be straight forward and tell her about my feelings out loud
YB : would just stare, probably won’t be able to say anything
TOP : I want to be able to rely on her
DAE : I would say, ” Nice weather today ah…hahahaha…”
RI : I believe I probably would just kiss [her]
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
Parents: Who are you texting?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
mrpondismypatronus: I’m waiting for the day that I’m in public, and randomly belt out, “When he was a young warthog!” I hear, “WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOG!” sung back at me.
what if I just disappeared from tumblr for like, a week? or a month?
brinydeep: homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos but who’s really missing out here
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
I think I’ve studied for my chemistry final exam for about a grand total of 15 minutes
my reaction to absolutely everything: i am crying
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
keys-asshole replied to your post: opinion I don’t understand why people… You are awesome. Just thought I’d let you know. thanks ^-^
i don’t know what happened but I have a huge cut in the bottom of my foot, but I can’t feel it because my feet are so leathery and calloused from dance.
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
saskiahamiltons: coolestgirl-: I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style” #We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs
msdarcys: when you notice you spelled something wrong after you click create post